ROW THE BOAT
The time has come where out football team has won every single football game this season. What an exciting time for all of us but especially you freshmen for coming into college with no idea how it's gonna go and then boom! Our football team is undefeated. Shit is hype as hell. Did you know that four years ago they went 1-11? I know it sounds like a joke and that's because it is. We were actually 1-11 THREE years ago. Gotcho asses. But anyways, if you plan to celebrate tonight do so recklessly and ruthlessly. Just kidding please don't do that. Stay safe but party hard my fellow peers. Row that boat. Stay cool, peace.
